"Special" Powers: Mighty Mary

Not so effective in flat terrain.
-from 1st Issue Special (1976)

Meet all of the original Outsiders, before Batman made his own version comprised entirely of 'normals'.

Sound Off! POIT (again)

Poit again?

-from Marvel Spotlight #33 (1977)

And now a word from their sponsor

So, were we going to trade insurance information?

-from Sensation Comics #71 (1947)

Klaw doesn't come down to where you work...

Doctor Doom isn't picky.
-from Marvel Super-Heroes Secret Wars #12 (1985)

"Special" Powers: El Gato

El Gato, seeing his master plan's weakness exposed, tries diplomacy.
-from Omega The Unknown #4 (1976)

Love

Trust him, he checked.
-from Action Comics #289 (1962)

He ain't heavy, he's ... heavy

I mean I would be totally understanding if you didn't want to drag my body around if it was you that had killed me instead.
-from Nighthawk #2 (1998)

Maybe you should close the door next time

Nothing weird at all here. Just a grown man 'polishing' his girl-- it.
-from Showcase #38 (1962)

More Short Shorts

"Yeah, this glory hole's too small."
-from The Thing #21 (1985)

Sound Off! #3: SPASHOOM

Another poorly-thought out move by Hulk ends in spashoom.
-from The Hulk! #10 (1978)

Masterful Dialogue

Which is right nearby Badwritingtown!

- from Blaze #1 (1994)

Learning to Fly, Pt.2

Maybe your friends don't want you to find them because of the smashing?
-from Incredible Hulk #172 (1974)

Whoopee

When unable to conjure magical items, the Brothers Grimm make a trip to Taco Bell before an encounter.
-from Avengers Spotlight #22 (1989)

Sound Off! #2: POIT!

Atlantis may eventually poit after all.

-from Defenders #2 (2001)

Death Panel #4: Goliath

He was referring to his own.
-from Civil War #4 (2006)

Comics fans read on!

Hooked on Illusions

This little game escalated until it was revealed that Molly filed some bad income tax returns and Green Lantern had crabs.
-from Infinity Inc. Annual #1 (1985)

Doin' It

I'll take your word for it.
-from Millennium #1 (1988)

Batman's Analog RSS Feed

Things got tough once the newspaper boy stopped calling out the headlines.
-from Teen Titans #1 (1966)

Sound Off! #1: SPOOT!

- from Blaze #1 (1994)

Death Panel #3: Three Dimwits (Winky, Blinky, and Noddy)

Actual characters. Seriously.
-from Cry For Justice #2 (2009)

Juicin'

Yeah, "more" ... like HGH.
-from The Thing #1 (1983)

Lost in Translation

Just say it in English, but louder and slower.
-from Millennium #3 (1988)

How to Get Superhuman Strength

In just two hours of exercise a day!
-from Doc Savage # (1972)