"Special" Powers: Mighty Mary

Not so effective in flat terrain.
-from 1st Issue Special (1976)

Meet all of the original Outsiders, before Batman made his own version comprised entirely of 'normals'.

Sound Off! POIT (again)

Poit again?

-from Marvel Spotlight #33 (1977)

"Special" Powers: El Gato

El Gato, seeing his master plan's weakness exposed, tries diplomacy.
-from Omega The Unknown #4 (1976)

Sound Off! #3: SPASHOOM

Another poorly-thought out move by Hulk ends in spashoom.
-from The Hulk! #10 (1978)

Learning to Fly, Pt.2

Maybe your friends don't want you to find them because of the smashing?
-from Incredible Hulk #172 (1974)

How to Get Superhuman Strength

In just two hours of exercise a day!
-from Doc Savage # (1972)

Motorcycle gangs can be alot like prison

No one fills a pair of leather pants quite like Ghost Rider.
-from Marvel Spotlight #6 (1972)

Magic

I think they meant "POOF!"
-from Doc Savage #2 (1972)

Playing Vigilante

Commisioner Gordon is kind of a jerk.
-from The Brave and the Bold #149 (1979)

Learning to Fly, Pt.1

Hulk not too observant. Unless Hulk mean fly as metaphor.
-from Incredible Hulk #172 (1974)

Black Power, Man

Pride Man had a similar epiphany.

-from Power Man #17 (1974)

Hiding in Plain Sight

Captain America plays fast and loose with his secret identity again.
-from Captain America #172 (1974)

Chivalry is Not Dead

It's just stupid sometimes.

-from Batman Family #6 (1976)

The Part We Hate Most

Men in thongs rarely "appear human."

-from Amazing Adventures #15 (1972)

Fighting Her Way

Robin, lacking bird-themed weapons, is quickly overwhelmed.
-from Batman Family #8 (1975)

Exit Spider-Man, Stage Right

You didn't need that window, did you?
-from Marvel Team-Up #4 (1972)

Justice never sleeps, but needs a potty break every once in a while

"I've got to drop these criminals off at the prison pool."
-from Batman Family #9 (1975)

How to Summon Satan the Marvel Comics Way

But wait, there's more!

Wha choo talkin' 'bout

This is the same thing that happened to Todd Bridges' career.
-from Hero For Hire #2 (1972)

Spider-Man was in the bathroom at the time

Can you believe that this dog drives with two feet?
-from Marvel Feature #4 (1972)