Exit Spider-Man, Stage Right

You didn't need that window, did you?
-from Marvel Team-Up #4 (1972)

Who wears short shorts?

He'd love to examine it.
-from Marvel Super-Heroes Secret Wars #9 (1985)

Spider-Man was in the bathroom at the time

Can you believe that this dog drives with two feet?
-from Marvel Feature #4 (1972)

I thought you were a boy!

"Cat Woma--"

"No! Just: 'The Cat'. This  is Marvel, not DC."

-from Marvel Team-Up #8 (1973)