Magic

I think they meant "POOF!"
-from Doc Savage #2 (1972)

That's why they call it Rainbow Bridge

He's just not that into you him. 
-from Adventure Comics #282 (1961)

He's so hot!

Simon wears short shorts.
-from West Coast Avengers #1 (1984)

Two Lonely Boys

Not pictured: stolen goods.
-from Superboy #86 (1961)

Nick Fury is a lot of things

It's only "Agent" during business hours.
-from Fantastic Four #154 (1975)

"Phantom" was once the hot euphemism

At least repulsed by the sight of this ginormously disproportionate hand, right?
-from The Brave and the Bold #104 (1972)