Klaw doesn't come down to where you work...

Doctor Doom isn't picky.
-from Marvel Super-Heroes Secret Wars #12 (1985)

More Short Shorts

"Yeah, this glory hole's too small."
-from The Thing #21 (1985)

Whoopee

When unable to conjure magical items, the Brothers Grimm make a trip to Taco Bell before an encounter.
-from Avengers Spotlight #22 (1989)

Hooked on Illusions

This little game escalated until it was revealed that Molly filed some bad income tax returns and Green Lantern had crabs.
-from Infinity Inc. Annual #1 (1985)

Doin' It

I'll take your word for it.
-from Millennium #1 (1988)

Juicin'

Yeah, "more" ... like HGH.
-from The Thing #1 (1983)

Lost in Translation

Just say it in English, but louder and slower.
-from Millennium #3 (1988)

Wild Mood Swings

 Doctor Destiny has issues.
-from Justice League of America #176 (1980)

Happy Halloween!

Ultron is Generous

What is Ultron offering this Peanuts character?

Read on to find out!

The Finger

Given.
-from DC Comics Presents #26 (1980)

Robbie Robertson's "Other Problem"

This helped pay Peter Parker's rent until the internet came along.
-from Marvel Team-Up #150 (1985)

He's so hot!

Simon wears short shorts.
-from West Coast Avengers #1 (1984)

Who wears short shorts?

He'd love to examine it.
-from Marvel Super-Heroes Secret Wars #9 (1985)

Iron Eagle Man

Louis Gossett, Jr.'s finest starring role comes to an end.

-from Iron Man #231 (1988)

Iron Man, Killer

This one's totally on you, Tony.

-from Iron Man #225 (1987)

Ted Grant

My name is Yolanda Montez. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Ted Grant.
-from Crisis on Infinite Earths #6 (1985)

Black Lightning, Killer

"I know his cowl is solid and all, but draw it like it was his brow. Or just add a bunch of squiggly lines, whichever is easiest."
-from Batman and the Outsiders #2(1983)

Spandex tends to chafe.

He already knows my secret to great legs.
-from Daredevil #164 (1980)

Death Panel #1: Robin

If it makes you feel any better, I still wouldn't have had time to come back to get you if the door was unlocked.
-from Batman #427 (1988)