Exit Brother Voodoo, Stage Left

Dammit, woman! Can't you see the smoke and snakes? I was leaving!
(DUM DUM DUM)
-from Marvel Super-Heroes #1 (1990)

Justice never sleeps, but needs a potty break every once in a while

"I've got to drop these criminals off at the prison pool."
-from Batman Family #9 (1975)

He's so hot!

Simon wears short shorts.
-from West Coast Avengers #1 (1984)

Who wears short shorts?

He'd love to examine it.
-from Marvel Super-Heroes Secret Wars #9 (1985)

How to Summon Satan the Marvel Comics Way

But wait, there's more!

Wha choo talkin' 'bout

This is the same thing that happened to Todd Bridges' career.
-from Hero For Hire #2 (1972)

Spider-Man was in the bathroom at the time

Can you believe that this dog drives with two feet?
-from Marvel Feature #4 (1972)